Lockpick Pornography
This is an order.
Samples:
"I used to steal from heterosexuals for political reasons. Anything owned by a straight white yuppie is bought with oppression. The hetero-normative ownership paradigm is a tyrant belief system that deserves to be undermined on every front, from political protest to petty thievery.
Now I'm a little more honest about it. I can admit that I steal from straight people because I just don't like them. I made myself a t-shirt that says "I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens.""
"I want to make bumper stickers for politicians and gay rights advocates. They would read 'My other pro-tolerance message is also condescending."
Novel content later, children. For now you need righteousness down your fucking throats.
